Tea Time With My Period: Part 3, The Finale.

And this unfortunate reality::

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Before you begin to read any further:

  1. This particular post was highly requested, like top-priority scenes, and I was itching to get it done but as per usual, the timing wasn’t quite right.
  2. My new followers, be a darling and check out:

Tea Time With My Period: Part 1

Tea Time With My Period: Part 2

because the sense of continuation is a sort of….closure. 🙂

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DAY 1:

ME: Are you coming over this week?

PERIOD: Nah *switches ON the TV*

ME: Why not?

PERIOD: *munches on popcorn* Because I’m really not in the mood. Now, leave me alone!

ME: Are you SURE that you won’t be coming over?

PERIOD: Oh my God! I said NO, didn’t I?! Sheesh!

ME: Fine! I was just checking because I have plans this week. You better not change your mind now!

PERIOD: Whatever

*5 minutes later*

Knock Knock!

ME: Who’s there?

PERIOD: *bangs open the door**jumps on top of me**kicks me in the stomach* WHO’S READY TO PARRTTAAYY!!??

ME: *gasp* I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN’T COMING OVER?

PERIOD: Oh did I now? Well, I changed my mind! Now, let’s PARRTTAAYY!

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DAY 2:

PERIOD: UUMMMMMMMMUUUMMMMMM

ME: What are you do-

*POP*

PIMPLE1: Hey

PERIOD: ‘Sup?

PIMPLE1: Nothing much. Where’s the rest of the gang?

PERIOD: One sec

*POP POP POP*

PIMPLE2: Yo

PIMPLE3: Dawg

PIMPLE4: My peeps

PERIOD: Everyone, meet your human, Miss Pizzaface

ME: Hi

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DAY 3:

PERIOD: I see you’re using pads with the wings

ME: Uh yeah, so?

PERIOD: so? SO?! You think you get to control where I flow or how I flow?! Why are you restricting my movement?! Is this some sort of prison?! huh? HUH?!

ME: I just don’t want you to spoil my und-

PERIOD: I’M A STRONG, INDEPENDENT PERIOD WHO DON’T NEED NO WINGS! I HAVE MY OWN AND I’LL FLY WHEREVER I WANT TO OK?!

ME: *facepalm*

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DAY 4: 

ME: *on the phone* Hey I can’t make it today, I’m on my period…

PERIOD: No no no, use my nickname!

ME: Niagara Falls?

PERIOD: NO, the OTHER one!

ME: Shark Week?

PERIOD: No!

ME: Chums?

PERIOD: Omg no, the super badass one!

ME: *sigh* Hey I can’t make it today, I have SATAN’S SACRIFICIAL WATERFALL gushing out of me

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DAY 5:

ME: So, not to be rude, but can you leave already?

PERIOD: I made you a gift. Here. Open it up!

ME: It looks like my white bedsheet?

PERIOD: No, you silly, look right in its centre!

ME: Oh my…

PERIOD: IT’S THE FLAG OF JAPAN!

ME: Thank you?

PERIOD: Oh and I wanted to sing you a song too

ME: Fine. Hurry up!

PERIOD: *clears throat*

Let it flowwwwww

Let it flowwwwww

Can’t hold it in (the uterus) anymoooorrrreee

ME: I. Can’t. Even.

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                                                          THE END.

I’m happy to know that you guys find these entertaining! 🙂

Cheers,

WBG 🙂

 

 

 

 

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