Before you begin to read any further:
- This particular post was highly requested, like top-priority scenes, and I was itching to get it done but as per usual, the timing wasn’t quite right.
- My new followers, be a darling and check out:
because the sense of continuation is a sort of….closure. 🙂
ME: Are you coming over this week?
PERIOD: Nah *switches ON the TV*
ME: Why not?
PERIOD: *munches on popcorn* Because I’m really not in the mood. Now, leave me alone!
ME: Are you SURE that you won’t be coming over?
PERIOD: Oh my God! I said NO, didn’t I?! Sheesh!
ME: Fine! I was just checking because I have plans this week. You better not change your mind now!
*5 minutes later*
ME: Who’s there?
PERIOD: *bangs open the door**jumps on top of me**kicks me in the stomach* WHO’S READY TO PARRTTAAYY!!??
ME: *gasp* I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN’T COMING OVER?
PERIOD: Oh did I now? Well, I changed my mind! Now, let’s PARRTTAAYY!
ME: What are you do-
PIMPLE1: Nothing much. Where’s the rest of the gang?
PERIOD: One sec
*POP POP POP*
PIMPLE4: My peeps
PERIOD: Everyone, meet your human, Miss Pizzaface
PERIOD: I see you’re using pads with the wings
ME: Uh yeah, so?
PERIOD: so? SO?! You think you get to control where I flow or how I flow?! Why are you restricting my movement?! Is this some sort of prison?! huh? HUH?!
ME: I just don’t want you to spoil my und-
PERIOD: I’M A STRONG, INDEPENDENT PERIOD WHO DON’T NEED NO WINGS! I HAVE MY OWN AND I’LL FLY WHEREVER I WANT TO OK?!
ME: *on the phone* Hey I can’t make it today, I’m on my period…
PERIOD: No no no, use my nickname!
ME: Niagara Falls?
PERIOD: NO, the OTHER one!
ME: Shark Week?
PERIOD: Omg no, the super badass one!
ME: *sigh* Hey I can’t make it today, I have SATAN’S SACRIFICIAL WATERFALL gushing out of me
ME: So, not to be rude, but can you leave already?
PERIOD: I made you a gift. Here. Open it up!
ME: It looks like my white bedsheet?
PERIOD: No, you silly, look right in its centre!
ME: Oh my…
PERIOD: IT’S THE FLAG OF JAPAN!
ME: Thank you?
PERIOD: Oh and I wanted to sing you a song too
ME: Fine. Hurry up!
PERIOD: *clears throat*
Let it flowwwwww
Let it flowwwwww
Can’t hold it in (the uterus) anymoooorrrreee
ME: I. Can’t. Even.
I’m happy to know that you guys find these entertaining! 🙂