Before you start reading this, do check out Part 1- Tea Time With My Period, because, what kind of a person would you be if you read a Part 2 without checking out Part 1? A whacko, that’s for sure. So check it out, and don’t you be CRAMPing my style. (Did you see that? HA :D)
PERIOD: Hey, just here to tell you that I’m not visiting you this month.
ME: Oh. Okay. But I’m not pregnant, right?
PERIOD: Oh no no, everything’s fine. I’m going away this month. Got my bags packed and everything.
ME: Oh that sounds lovely! Where will you be staying?
PERIOD: *throws bags on my face*
PERIOD: IN YOUR NEW UNDERWEAR, BOO-YAH! Haha, gotcha’!
ME: Yes. Yes you did.
PERIOD: Wow…it’s pretty cold today, isn’t it?
PERIOD: You know what would be perfect right now?
ME: Pray tell
PERIOD: Cuddles! Imagine cuddling with someone right now!
PERIOD: Oh. Um. Yeah. You’re forever alone, I forgot.
PERIOD: And you’ll be dying alone. Totally forgot. Pardon me!
ME: Would you stop doing that?!
PERIOD: Fine, I will, if you feed me!
ME: Gah! Fine, I’ll make you a sandwich!
PERIOD: A SANDWICH?! PSSSSSHHH! I spy with my little eye a packet of Mars bars
ME: Fine. But just ONE
*12 bars later*
PERIOD: *burp* Thanks man
PERIOD: Soooo….about that sandwich?
PERIOD: Well, YOU seem awfully happy today?
ME: Well, it sure feels like a good day!
PERIOD: It sure does! Hey, by the way, remember all your pets?
PERIOD: DEAD. Yes.
ME: It’s been a while but-
PERIOD: *whispers* they’re never coming back.
PERIOD: Well, this is good-bye, then
ME: About time
PERIOD: Give me a hug will you?
*goes in for a hug*
PERIOD:*whispers into ear* Oh and your favourite Star Wars jammies?